Coppers for Karma twist your arm...
…nipple-cripple, wedgie, Chinese burn and that nameless thing where we crouch behind you as your so-called-mate shoves you into us and straight down onto the unforgiving tarmac.
Ahem. This Friday (tomorrow, workies rejoice) we’re doing that whole Café de Paris thang, awesome and cheap complete with canoodle-friendly VIP room and HBO-grade hot barstaff. We’d particularly enjoy your patronage for this one as Chequebook McGhee the tour promoter has promised to come down with a map of Europe and a Sharpie to plot our next adventure, screaming girls permitting.
9pm, cheaplist before 8, nearest tube Leicester Square.
G’wan, come and make us look at least halfway respectable.
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C4K 28/01/2010
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*Coppers for Karma WLTM NSA BBW*
Coppers for Karma break the ice...
Fresh from leaving our bootprints all over Germany's schnitzel-loving ass last month, the C4K triumvirate are back to start the year with a gusset-shredding feast of bombast at the astonishingly righteous...
Relentless Garage
20-22 Highbury Corner
N5 1RD
Saturday 09/01/2010
...it really is the dog's whassnames, £5 on the door (must give us names in advance, or it's a tenner *gasp*), they have projectors and really really big speakers. 9PM, yo.
Let's show 2010 what's what.
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C4K 04/01/2010
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*Coppers for Karma have never fluffed a high-five. Never.*
C4K slut up for baby Jesus.
Ho ho ho, deck the halls, fa la la la la it's bloody Christmas innit.
Before we three wise men set off on our chilly musical rampage around Austria and Germany, along with the festively-named Robin in the arithmetically questionable 3 seater van, why not join us for an overpriced mulled wine and a mawkish singalong at...
The Luxe
109 Commercial Street
E1 6BG
...where on Wednesday (09/12) we'll be bashing out semi-ironic covers to a roomful of Prosecco-addled office workers to pay for our fuel. It's FREE, mind, so get there at 8.
Thanks for all your love, patience and filter tips over the past year. Wish us luck.
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C4K 07/12/2009
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*Coppers for Karma - all we want for Christmas is you*
Midweek tomfoolery!
Sick to death of the Mordor-like grisliness of the weather this week? Well put down that pint of scotch, pocket that party pack of Demerol and come dance your cares away at
Catch
22 Kinglsand Road
E2 8DA
tonight from 9, where we're trying to impress the oxymoronic Fierce Panda label type people.
Or even better, tomorrow we're playing the student cabaret night at
Hootananny
95 Effra Road
Brixton
SW2 1DF
...yes yes alright it's South London, and the weather's bound to be shit. But it's free! So dig out your weed-smelling festival wellies, steal one of Craig's jumpers and come get an eyeful of nubile ass and a bellyful of dirt cheap lager.
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C4K 30/11/2009
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*Coppers for Karma - be honest, you would*
Coppers for Karma straddle your divide...
Underlining our commitment to both the well-heeled middle class types we bug to buy us drinks and the bottom-feeding skanks who are our natural kith and kin, Coppers for Karma have a show this week to suit every budget...
The first is on Thursday (26/11) at the summit of trendiness that is
Hoxton Bar and Kitchen
2 Hoxton Square
N1 6NU
where we're supporting the unfathomably lovely Lucy Rose, see here...
http://www.facebook.com/#/event.php?eid=179972192006&ref=mf
The other is on Saturday (28/11) night at
The George
373 Commercial Road
London, E1 0LA
which is free entry, and a proper old-school East End boozer to boot. Jack the Ripper himself is reputed to have hacked some tart's norks off where the pool table now stands. Or something like that.
Call us for list or details or whatever you want, really.
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C4K 23/11/2009
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*Coppers for Karma will probably shave for the Hoxton one*
A Night at the Theatre...
Looking to broaden your cultural horizons somewhat beyond buying brown sauce instead of ketchup, “ironically” watching The X-Factor and saying “ciao” instead of "bye" at the end of phone conversations? Well then pull on your white gloves, summon a hansom and join Coppers for Karma at the theatre…
This Friday (shit that’s tomorrow!) we’ll be buggering up the speakers at
The Brady Arts Centre (a theatre!)
192 - 196 Hanbury St
London
E1 5HU
At, oooh, 9:15ish. It’s a very fancy place (we imagine), and just near trendy funky Brick Lane so afterwards we can all go for a curry or a hit of meth, or whatevs.
Here’s how you get in cheap…
http://www.upallnightmusic.com/print_eflyer.cfm?y=2009&m=11&d=6&VenueID=40
And here’s how much we love you…
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C4K 05/11/2009
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*Coppers for Karma hope they sell those little pots of ice cream, you know the ones*
